In1995, unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and his equally unrepentant terrorist wife, Bernardine Dohrn, hosted a “coffee” in their home to help launch Barack Obama’s first campaign for the Illinois state senate. But it was back in 1969 that Ayers founded his Weather Underground terrorist group. Obama was only eight at the time. So, of course, how could Obama know anything about Ayers?

Clearly in 1995, at age 34, there was a lot that Obama didn’t know. He obviously had no knowledge of the Miracle Mets World Series victory (they bested the Cubs—one of the teams in Obama’s and Ayers’ neighborhood—for the pennant). He didn’t know that Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. And he had no clue of the splendid time had by all at Woodstock. Obama couldn’t have known any of this because all of these events occurred in 1969—when Obama was only eight.

Someone ought to get him one of those Time-Life videos. He’s got a lot of catching up to do.